A Brief History of Denny’s
…But Dionysus had another son. Dennycules, the God of Late Night/Early Morning Munchies. Dennycules was mocked by the other gods for his love of all-hours snacking. Realizing his happiness and hunger were more suited for the mortal realm, Dennycules gave up his god-like powers and status so that he could live on Earth and open a chain of 24/7 Diners. He dubbed these such diners, “Denny’s”.
Or at least that’s what we read on the internet.
blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire
Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason.
But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL
i’M SO SICK OF THIS MENTALITY THAT’S SWALLOWED 90% OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION THAT IT’S CUTE TO HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND BE SAD BECAUSE IT’S ALL GOOD SOMEONE’S GONNA COME SAVE YOU BC NO SHUT UP IT’S NOT CUTE TO HATE YOURSELF OR HURT YOURSELF LIKE THESE ARE ACTUAL PROBLEMS THAT YOU NEED TO SOLVE AND NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE YOU IT’S ALL ON YOU
I want to watch Repo Man BUT NETFLIX TOOK IT OFF
at least they didn’t take off Adventureland
i spend a lot of time wishing i was born either 20 years earlier or 5 years later